Barking Up Broadway
The smartest way to choose your next Broadway show.
Honest recommendations in under 45 seconds from two theatre-obsessed partners (and their two very opinionated dachshunds). Bright lights, big opinions, zero snark.
Midnight on 45th
"A love letter to old New York with a modern pulse. Bring tissues, tip your bartender."
From the first sweep of the orchestra, Midnight on 45th announces itself as the rare new musical that trusts its audience. The score is confident, the choreography is precise, and the leads share a chemistry that makes intermission feel cruel.
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Midnight on 45th
A love letter to old New York with a modern pulse. Bring tissues, tip your bartender.
The Velvet Room
A slow-burn chamber play with a devastating final ten minutes.
Paper Moon Kingdom
Big-hearted, big-sung, kid-safe. The tourists are right about this one.
After the Applause
Ambitious, uneven, and worth catching in the lottery.
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Two critics, two dogs, one couch.
By day a full-time professional, by night a devoted theatre obsessive. Toby believes every ticket is a promise — and a great show keeps it before intermission.
Balances a demanding day job with a lifelong love of Broadway. Daniel handles the cameras, the puns, and swears the dogs give the most honest notes in the room.
Brown-and-tan dachshund. Prefers ballads, dislikes tap. Verified napper during Act II.
Black-and-tan dachshund. Reserves standing ovations for productions with strong second acts and generous snacks.